Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.
THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.
Teacher: Sit down until the bell rings
you know what at the end of the day all we really want to know is why tyra banks’ talk show was taken off the air
Like aside from her being like sex negative her show was hilarious. Remeber her undercover episodes?
she was a undercover fat woman
she was a undercover homeless woman
she was a undercover stripper who was too scared to strip
AND she went undercover as a man
OPRAH COULD NEVER! BARBARA WALTERS WHO? ELLEN WHAT???
When a viking mistreats his lady, she may cut off his junk and hang it in her home.
- Women were in charge of the household’s money because they were believed to be magic and have the ability to see into the future.
- If a woman divorced her viking husband, he would be shamed for being divorced.
- Men weren’t even allowed to touch a woman’s hand if she had not agreed to it or he would be punished by law.